ELF'S ANARCHY
OTHER SH!T
100% roasted coffee
Whether it's roasted whole beans, fine ground, or pods, our coffee is made only from ethically sourced, specialty-grade coffee beans.
Sourced globally
We work with trusted importers from Central America, South America, Africa, and Asia.
We like heavy metal in our music, not our coffee.
FuCoffee is third-party lab tested and certified free of heavy metals, mycotoxins, mold, and yeast.
No #!@%$ given
Except delivering the best damn cup of coffee
you can make at home.
Finally, a coffee that matches the depths of your soul.
FuCoffee isn't your average coffee shop. Here, we serve caffeine with a side of chaos and spike our energy with attitude. Stop wasting time and money on the weak drip from the coffee shop on every corner and brew yourself a real cup of coffee.